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I Liked It Better When You Had No Heart is the fifth full-length studio album by Butch Walker, and the first released under the name Butch Walker and the Black Widows. On January 5, 2010 Walker released \"Trash Day\" as the first single, backed with the track \"She Likes Hair Bands\". The complete track list was made available on Butch's website in February 2010. The vinyl release was February 2, 2010, with the CD/digital release following on February 23, 2010. The album landed at #1 on the Billboard Heatseekers chart and #125 on the Billboard Hot 200.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Ansett Australia Flight 232","displaytitle":"Ansett Australia Flight 232","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4770645","titles":{"canonical":"Ansett_Australia_Flight_232","normalized":"Ansett Australia Flight 232","display":"Ansett Australia Flight 232"},"pageid":7018793,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/Fokker_27_VH-FNB_Ansett_Essen_24.09.70_edited-2.jpg/330px-Fokker_27_VH-FNB_Ansett_Essen_24.09.70_edited-2.jpg","width":320,"height":216},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Fokker_27_VH-FNB_Ansett_Essen_24.09.70_edited-2.jpg","width":1024,"height":691},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288420787","tid":"cd68e8d4-2761-11f0-a48b-888db5f79599","timestamp":"2025-05-02T14:29:06Z","description":"1972 aircraft hijacking","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-23.80234167,"lon":133.90081111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ansett_Australia_Flight_232","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ansett_Australia_Flight_232?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ansett_Australia_Flight_232?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ansett_Australia_Flight_232"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ansett_Australia_Flight_232","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ansett_Australia_Flight_232","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ansett_Australia_Flight_232?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ansett_Australia_Flight_232"}},"extract":"Ansett Australia Flight 232, on Wednesday, 15 November 1972, was a flight from Adelaide, South Australia aboard a Fokker Friendship bound for Alice Springs, Northern Territory. It was Australia's second aircraft hijacking, and resulted in the perpetrator's death by suicide.","extract_html":"
Ansett Australia Flight 232, on Wednesday, 15 November 1972, was a flight from Adelaide, South Australia aboard a Fokker Friendship bound for Alice Springs, Northern Territory. It was Australia's second aircraft hijacking, and resulted in the perpetrator's death by suicide.
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