{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pirates not know the alphabet?","punchline":"They always get stuck at \"C\".","id":349}
{"type":"standard","title":"Je lutte donc je suis","displaytitle":"Je lutte donc je suis","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q23899216","titles":{"canonical":"Je_lutte_donc_je_suis","normalized":"Je lutte donc je suis","display":"Je lutte donc je suis"},"pageid":52208448,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Affiche_du_film_Je_lutte_donc_je_suis.jpg/330px-Affiche_du_film_Je_lutte_donc_je_suis.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Affiche_du_film_Je_lutte_donc_je_suis.jpg","width":1418,"height":2127},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1249264211","tid":"5b8be70c-81ea-11ef-8fd8-cb9b6e61ef54","timestamp":"2024-10-04T00:48:23Z","description":"2015 France, Greece, Spain film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Je_lutte_donc_je_suis","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Je_lutte_donc_je_suis?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Je_lutte_donc_je_suis?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Je_lutte_donc_je_suis"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Je_lutte_donc_je_suis","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Je_lutte_donc_je_suis","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Je_lutte_donc_je_suis?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Je_lutte_donc_je_suis"}},"extract":"Je lutte donc je suis is a documentary film about social and political struggles in Greece and Spain, realized by Yannis Youlountas, in September 2015, in France. The title is made from the aphorism of the philosopher René Descartes Cogito ergo sum. Although it was not distributed by any mainstream company, it has had a very large success, and has been shown to numerous theaters, festivals, in France and in Europe. It received two awards. The film is available under a Creative Commons license.","extract_html":"
Je lutte donc je suis is a documentary film about social and political struggles in Greece and Spain, realized by Yannis Youlountas, in September 2015, in France. The title is made from the aphorism of the philosopher René Descartes Cogito ergo sum. Although it was not distributed by any mainstream company, it has had a very large success, and has been shown to numerous theaters, festivals, in France and in Europe. It received two awards. The film is available under a Creative Commons license.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?","punchline":"They can't control their pupils.","id":273}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Malá Morava","displaytitle":"Malá Morava","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1469422","titles":{"canonical":"Malá_Morava","normalized":"Malá Morava","display":"Malá Morava"},"pageid":23859656,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/MalaMoravaObec.jpg/330px-MalaMoravaObec.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/63/MalaMoravaObec.jpg","width":2518,"height":1889},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1294886573","tid":"85a16d10-45ed-11f0-a0aa-7119a2393474","timestamp":"2025-06-10T11:24:50Z","description":"Municipality in Olomouc, Czech Republic","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":50.09666667,"lon":16.8275},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mal%C3%A1_Morava","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mal%C3%A1_Morava?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mal%C3%A1_Morava?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mal%C3%A1_Morava"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mal%C3%A1_Morava","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mal%C3%A1_Morava","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mal%C3%A1_Morava?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mal%C3%A1_Morava"}},"extract":"Malá Morava is a municipality and village in Šumperk District in the Olomouc Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 500 inhabitants.","extract_html":"
Malá Morava is a municipality and village in Šumperk District in the Olomouc Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 500 inhabitants.
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